Pizza Dat Ass- GAY Greeting Card

$8.00

Pizza Dat Ass

A love story told in carbs.

Front: A gorgeous full pepperoni pizza where two slices form a cheeky little heart — because romance is all about presentation. Text reads: "I WANNA PIZZA"

Inside: "...DAT ASS!"

For the man who feeds your soul and makes you want to take a bite. Send this to someone whose personality — and assets — you find utterly irresistible.

Perfect for: Valentine's Day, anniversaries, or anyone who appreciates a good pun almost as much as a great rear end.

A2 (4.25" x 5.5") | 80lb white cardstock | Digitally illustrated in Procreate | Comes with matching envelope & plastic sleeve | $8.00

Pizza Dat Ass

A love story told in carbs.

Front: A gorgeous full pepperoni pizza where two slices form a cheeky little heart — because romance is all about presentation. Text reads: "I WANNA PIZZA"

Inside: "...DAT ASS!"

For the man who feeds your soul and makes you want to take a bite. Send this to someone whose personality — and assets — you find utterly irresistible.

Perfect for: Valentine's Day, anniversaries, or anyone who appreciates a good pun almost as much as a great rear end.

A2 (4.25" x 5.5") | 80lb white cardstock | Digitally illustrated in Procreate | Comes with matching envelope & plastic sleeve | $8.00