WetVac Suck You Dry - GAY Greeting Card

$8.00

Wet Vac

Dedicated. Powerful. Thorough.

Front: A full illustration of an industrial wet vac diligently sucking up a very impressive puddle on the floor. A machine that commits. A machine that delivers.

Inside: I WANNA SUCK YOU DRY" — accompanied by a wet/dry vac hose creeping in from the side of the card, pointed with purpose.

For the man who gives everything he's got — and then some.

Perfect for: Valentine's Day, anniversaries, or anyone who will read this and immediately know exactly what it means.

A2 (4.25" x 5.5") | 80lb white cardstock | Digitally illustrated in Procreate | Comes with matching envelope & plastic sleeve | $8.00

Wet Vac

Dedicated. Powerful. Thorough.

Front: A full illustration of an industrial wet vac diligently sucking up a very impressive puddle on the floor. A machine that commits. A machine that delivers.

Inside: I WANNA SUCK YOU DRY" — accompanied by a wet/dry vac hose creeping in from the side of the card, pointed with purpose.

For the man who gives everything he's got — and then some.

Perfect for: Valentine's Day, anniversaries, or anyone who will read this and immediately know exactly what it means.

A2 (4.25" x 5.5") | 80lb white cardstock | Digitally illustrated in Procreate | Comes with matching envelope & plastic sleeve | $8.00