Don't Ever Change - Dirty Jock Strap - GAY Greeting Card

$8.00

Dirty Jock

Some love languages are words of affirmation. Others are quality time. And then there are those of us who express devotion through a well-worn, authentically seasoned jockstrap. This card gets it.

Front: A detailed illustration of a hairy, beefy jock torso wearing a gloriously dirty, stained jockstrap — "DIRTY" stitched right into the tag where it belongs.

Inside: "DON'T EVER CHANGE"

Perfect for: Valentine's Day, anniversaries, or just letting your man know you love every funky, authentic inch of him.

A2 (4.25" x 5.5") | 80lb white cardstock | Digitally illustrated in Procreate | Comes with matching envelope & plastic sleeve | $8.00

Dirty Jock

Some love languages are words of affirmation. Others are quality time. And then there are those of us who express devotion through a well-worn, authentically seasoned jockstrap. This card gets it.

Front: A detailed illustration of a hairy, beefy jock torso wearing a gloriously dirty, stained jockstrap — "DIRTY" stitched right into the tag where it belongs.

Inside: "DON'T EVER CHANGE"

Perfect for: Valentine's Day, anniversaries, or just letting your man know you love every funky, authentic inch of him.

A2 (4.25" x 5.5") | 80lb white cardstock | Digitally illustrated in Procreate | Comes with matching envelope & plastic sleeve | $8.00