Wish You Were Here- Red Jock Strap - GAY Greeting Card

$8.00

Miss him? Really miss him? This card gets it.

Front: A beautifully illustrated hairy, muscular backside in a cherry red jockstrap — waistband reading “WISH YOU WERE HERE.” A tasteful little red heart stamped “XO” keeps things just barely PG-13. Just barely.

Inside: “CUM ANYTIME.” — an open invitation, warmly extended.

Flirty, cheeky (literally), and appropriate for literally any occasion. Valentine’s Day, long distance, “just because,” or “please come back I miss you.”

A2 (4.25” x 5.5”) | 80lb white cardstock | Digitally illustrated in Procreate | Comes with matching envelope & plastic sleeve | $8.00

Miss him? Really miss him? This card gets it.

Front: A beautifully illustrated hairy, muscular backside in a cherry red jockstrap — waistband reading “WISH YOU WERE HERE.” A tasteful little red heart stamped “XO” keeps things just barely PG-13. Just barely.

Inside: “CUM ANYTIME.” — an open invitation, warmly extended.

Flirty, cheeky (literally), and appropriate for literally any occasion. Valentine’s Day, long distance, “just because,” or “please come back I miss you.”

A2 (4.25” x 5.5”) | 80lb white cardstock | Digitally illustrated in Procreate | Comes with matching envelope & plastic sleeve | $8.00